You know the drill. Read from the bottom up.
Even though u just went psycho and robbed Hardee's for 10piece meal deal it's okay. You earned it. The niggotry. take a bite of BRESS n THY
Swine Flu: "You must really wanted that chicken!" You climb down and buck at a customer get in the car.
The woman is stunned. You point at her to get the chicken. She loads it up gives u two extra pieces and a gallon of iced tea.
A crumb falls off the big dude's uniform and before he can breath through his mouth you say. "IF YOU SPEAK I WILL SLAP YOU!"
You got one foot ON the counter and a hunk of the counter in your right hand. Somebody behind u says "I woulda did the same thing."
It gets quiet for a second. Everybody looking at you like you just walked in with a bomb strapped to your chest. You look down and realize
you just had enough. me: BITCH SHUT THE F UP & GET MY CHICKEN!!!!
Swine Flu: "You doing real good now I see! Can I borrow a dollar?" Behind You: "This is some bs!" Big Dude: "Uh Uh!" Woman: "You R A DAWG!"
Your eye starts to twitch. The woman now goes into a spazzfest on how the big dude is just like all of the other men who failed her in life
eating the chicken. And the woman is mad that he lied pointing the tongs at him. Somebody behind you says. "I know he didn't just lie!"
And wants to talk about how u were when u a baby in between coughs and sneezes. You clench the counter harder. Now the big dude lied about
Big dude rubs the grease from around his mouth onto his uniform. Swine Flu recognizes u when u were a baby cuz he knows your parents.
But nobody is talking about getting your chicken. You make a fist and stay clenching. You lean on the counter. Swine Flu still talking
Swine Flu is trying to talk to you. There are ppl talking behind you. And the chicken lady and the big dude are talking to one another...
There's a line forming around you and some ol' man scoots his way beside you. Of course he has a cold. and he's trying to return a burger.
The woman stops getting the chicken to talk to the big dude about something not related to chicken. Probably about how she hate her job.
jibber jabberin'. laughin'. actin' up. One worker comes from the back, he's a big dude. So you thinking he eating up the chicken. He did.
back and foh. She looks around. In the meantime, all kinds of thoughts going through your head. All of the other workers are NOT WORKING
You see the tongs bounce from wing to wing. You thinking, "Oooh! she just missed a nice piece! What is she doing?" She's pushing the wings
The sides go in the box no prob. But the person who's getting the chicken. Is being all picky with the pieces she's trying to give you!
...like MJ or Tiger Woods hitting the game winning shot. And here's where that roulette wheel comes into play. You name your meal and sides,
It's that serious! So you run the gambit and when you do find out that chicken is in the house, you say "YES!" like floetry and fist pump...
If this type of miscalculation was made in football training camp, instead of chicken let's say gatorade, people could die from dehydration!
McDonald's NEVER ran out of burgers. a la So it's scientifically unpossible for a chicken spot to run out of chicken! "You're joking right?"
Black ppl don't get mad that there's no chicken at a chicken spot. It's just that, we feel that we're getting bs'd. And rightfully so.
First you gotta get IN the game: And for some reason, these chicken shacks RUN OUT of chiggen!
When you goto KFC, or Popeyes, or Bojangles, or Hardee's for some chicken, it's almost like roulette wheel in a casino in Vegas.
